Binny is awake. He’s always awake.
Tell Binny what’s got to go and he’ll estimate it while you type. Upload a photo, answer his questions honestly, and a person confirms a locked price — to the penny, no “ah, but” when the van arrives.
Registered waste carrier CBDU276268All 32 boroughsPhoto + honest answers = a price a person locks
WasteBot
London’s cheekiest waste helper
Yes, I'm a chatbot. Want a price?
Three-seater sofa, a fridge and about five bags. SE15.
Right — sofa, fridge, five bags, Peckham. About a half-load. Send me a photo of the pile and a person will lock the price — to the penny, nothing added on the day. Got one handy?
Upload a photo
Lovely — that's everything I need. A person checks the photo and texts you the locked price within the hour. What they confirm is what's on the invoice, full stop.
Things Binny can price
A sofa that's seen things
One American fridge
Two mattresses
A wardrobe, flat-packed by gravity
Fourteen bin bags
Half a garden
An entire flat in HackneyPick whichever suits the pile in front of you. Describe it, tick it off or just show us. Once a person has seen it and you’ve answered honestly, the number is fixed.
FastestDescribe it and he’ll estimate. Send him a photo and a person locks it — what they confirm is what you pay.
Point your phone at the pile. Once a person has seen it, the price is fixed to the penny — no itemising for a decade, no re-quote at the door.
Two things from you, one promise from us.
One snap of the pile does more than any form. Binny sees the sofa you forgot to mention and the bags behind the door — and prices the lot off one published list.
Which floor, is there a lift, anything heavy hiding in the shed. Straight answers are what let a person stand behind the number.
Do those two things and the figure a person confirms is the figure on the invoice. No bait and switch, no “ah, but” on the doorstep. A registered carrier (CBDU276268) collects, and we issue a Waste Transfer Note when it's done.
One-off collections, bulky items, the full “we're moving and this house is a museum” clearance.
Send Binny a photo of the pile, answer his questions straight, and a person locks the price to the penny. A van turns up, the paperwork follows. No faff.
No hidden extras. No “ah, but” at the door. Registered carrier CBDU276268.
Tick off your items and watch the estimate move as you go. Add a photo at the end and a person locks it.
Offices, restaurants, warehouses. The boring compliance bits — Duty of Care, transfer notes — handled.
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